"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was far worse than making man believe he didn't exist. It was making the faithful believe that his hatred is the will of god"...

http://pics.livejournal.com/sethcat666/pic/0001zp5h

I LOVE MY local newspaper......
http://pics.livejournal.com/sethcat666/pic/0001tf38

teh bricks.... I shat them.

O.o Susan Sarandon........ WTF


Ummmm Not Really sure if they out did "Dick-in-a-Box"
sure I laughed harder.... But it's not exactly the same "funny conversation" kind of material....
still cant wait to see the furry version of this one..... :D

TV's Chris Hansen was found dead today, police say the cause of death was a direct blast from an "Ion Pulse Cannon"

Authorities are looking to question several suspects that had appeared on Hansen's TV show but say that the search has proven difficult as the suspects are invisible unless wet......

One police Sargent involved in the investigation was overheard simply saying "I'm too old for this sh-*expletive deleted*"

Geppetto-Phile: A different kind of Pinocchio story.

OK I'm not really sure how accurate this "quote" is due mainly to copyright claims. :P
However if this is accurate then the CEO of the Co$ is the dumbest and/or the craziest fucker on the planet. (Explain to me again how a "Church" can go around bitching about infringements on its "corporate performance" and well HAVE A FUCKING "CEO" and still have the balls to call itself a "Religion")
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Web Scout was intrigued by the idea that major corporations around the world might be part of a vast network of dissemination for Scientology-related literature and booklets. So I made a couple of calls to the communications departments of companies named in the latest leaked video. Here's what they're saying:

Dell Inc. spokesman: "This came to our attention yesterday. We did research it with our colleagues in our Europe, Middle East and Africa business segment and with our colleagues in South Africa. We found no evidence that this is accurate, and it's not our practice to disseminate religious materials of any kind. We've got no affiliation with the Church of Scientology."

7/11 spokeswoman: "My international department believes that it's unfounded and inaccurate. But we've got to follow up with our licensee and get to the bottom of it."

Philips Electronics spokesman: "We were as stunned as anybody this morning. It's not something we were aware of. As an equal opportunity employer, religion is not something we comment on."

Several of the spokespeople noted that in the video, Miscavige uses slippery language to avoid directly saying the corporations took part in any distribution efforts.

Take another look at the text of the speech--and you''ll notice the lack of actual verbs.

"Then there's our corporate tie ins. The multinationals tend to have Third World image problems, so this is what they're doing about it--Coca Cola Pakistan with a braille edition for the blind, nationally televised no less. Philips Electronics, likewise all over Pakistan, and Dell Computers all over Africa."

Other entities named in the video are investigating the matter before commenting.
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HOW THE LIVING FUCK DO YOU TELEVISE BRAILLE!!!
of course this is the "religion" that was "Too crazy" for Charles Manson One of the biggest lunatics in American history, Manson took over 150 hours of Scientology courses, rejected it on account of teh crazy, and then went on to lead his own cult and ordered people in his "family" to murder a whole bunch of people.

I LOVE READING QUOTATIONS!!!!! Often times in history the people that make lasting quotes are relatively intelligent and decent people, BUT OCCASIONALLY the biggest assholes, freaks and morons in the universe will say some of the most fundamentally brilliant things to have ever been spoken.....
The human perception of present time turning into the past may only last but for a fraction of a second but in those moments where these fundamentally brilliant things are spoken our perception of this passing moment grinds to a halt and time gets about as close as it ever to standing still....
I like to call these events the "Keanu effect"or *Blink*Blink*"Whoa!"....

COMMENTS SCREENED!

1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position:
4. Do you think I'm cute?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. Lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Have sex on the first date night of a con or visit?
14. Would you kiss me during sex? Before? After?
15. Do you think I would be good in bed?
16. Would you use me as a booty call?
17. Can I use you as a booty call?
18. Can we take pictures of the act? Commission Furry artwork of it?
19. How long would we have sex?
20. Would you tell your friends about me?
21. If you haven't already, will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
22. Can I un-screen your entry if it amuses me?

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.




LOL XD loving this....
Note the following is mainly a brainfart on my behalf, I do very much support gay rights, however I do have a few bones to pick with the way those rights have been abused.

In all honesty I hate gay pride! (But I hear you gawk...But Seth Your Bi why are you ashamed of your sexuality???) I'm not, its just that nothing good has ever come from a man in a butterfly suit with the ass cut out and a sparkler shoved up his crack yelling "I'm just like you!" No, No the Hell you aren't papillion!!!

I'm all for gay rights and equality for all,

BUT THAT DOES NOT GIVE YOU RIGHT TO FLAUNT YOUR SEXUALITY!!!! There aren't straight pride marches... Well I take that back there are... they're called KKK meetings!!!

Saw this going around and I usually don't do meme's but this is about your character. So... I decided to give it a try.

What is the name of your fursona?
Seth

Where did the name of your Fursona come from?
I am adopted and the name that I was given at birth was Seth it is also an alias of Setesh one of the most Ancient Egyptian Gods... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Setesh

What species is your fursona and why did you choose that species?
A hybrid chimera of Tiger,Bat,and Wolf... the chimera tail is covered in fur
I like the look, it is similar to PsyCrowe the first furry artist I found back in late 1998, her character is a KittyBat, I liked the look so I tweaked it alot till I thought it was something I could be proud to call my own...

What color is your fursona and why? Hair/fur/eyes/etc.
tan-ish gold fur with stripes down his back. his hair matches mine(short black is the back with red bangs) but is a bit thicker than my own hair. eyes are the same weird-ass blue-green with golden brown in the center.

What is your fursona's personality and how does this compare to your irl personality?
yep... simple answer


What is one item your fursona owns that is significant to you irl?
um possessions um clothes thats about it.... (I don't RP)

What is one thing your fursona would say to you if you could meet?
Murrrrr :P


How has your fursona changed over the years?
His personality has changed some over the years. To mirror changes in my own personality.
other than that there are tattoos that he has (ones I plan to get) that I will soon add to his design.

How long have you had this fursona?
9 yrs


Would you like to be more like your fursona?
In some ways yes, as I would love to be more athletic.

MFF I'll be there who else is going???

so the most adult meme I'll ever post
to answer place an X in the corresponding []
all comments will be screened for privacy

Would you make out with me?
[] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already have

Would you sleep with me?
[] In an instant! [] Yes [] No [] Maybe

Am I attractive?
[] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [] Fine [] Cute [] Okay [] Ugly

Do you think I'm a virgin?
[] Yes [] No

I look like..
[] A player
[] a wife/husband
[] One time thing
[] Next bf/gf
[] A friend
[] A friend with benefits
[] A possibility
[] A loser
[] A stud

If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me?
[] Yes [] No [] maybe

Would you rather.. ??
[] Hook up with me
[] Cuddle with me
[] Date me
[] Friends
[] Friends with benefits
[] marry me
[] have sex

On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me..
[] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10

What would you want me to be to you?
[] Friend
[] Girlfriend/Boyfriend
[] Friend with benefits
[] Husband/Wife

Would you give me a lap dance?
[] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe


Are you going to repost this so i can answer for you?
[] Yes [] No [] already did

HOLY TAP DANCING CHRIST.... i made it back alive.

and i had an absolute blast. i will give a full post at some point but right now im trying to hunt down the new friends i made there.

Ask me to take a picture of any aspect of my life that you're interested in/curious about - it can be anything from the house I live in to my favorite shoes. Leave your choice here as a comment, and I will reciprocate by taking the pictures and posting them as an LJ entry. That way you get to know a little bit about my life. (yes it has to be G/PG rated)............R rated WILL be considered but don't bank on it!!!!!!

1. Can you cook?


2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?


3. What talent do you wish you had?


4. Favorite place?


5. Favorite vegetable?


6. What was the last book you read?


7. Are you Dirty or Clean?


8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?


9. Worst Habit?


HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...


1. Do we know each other outside of live journal?


2. What's your philosophy on life?


3. Negative or Optimistic?


4. What was your dream growing up?


5. Worst thing to ever happen to you?


6. Would you give me money or a slap in the face?


7. Tell me one weird fact about you:


8. Would you have my back or kick me when I'm down?


9. Do you Trust me?


10. Have you ever kept anything from me?


11. What do you think of me as a Person?


12. Do you think I'm sane or insane?


13. Would you cry for me if I died?


14. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?


15. If you could change anything about me, would you?


16. How do you fall asleep?


17. Would you come over to yell at me or just call?


18. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up?


19. If I only had one day to live would you be honest or lie?


20. A million bucks.. what would you do with it?


21. What is your worst fear?


22. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?


23. How many times did you curse at me while filling out this thing?


24. Can you sing or dance?


25. In one word, how would you describe me? Be honest....


26. Do you think im cute/ugly/sexy/beautiful/hot/okay?


27. Will you repost this so I can fill it out?

Oh yeah in other news, psycho and possibly the only person on earth who "needs" to die and quickly, Kansas-based Westboro Baptist "church" Pastor Fred Waldron Phelps Sr. apparently almost did so yesterday.
He was reportedly (haven't heard about it in the news which is actually a good thing because that nutjob needs AS LITTLE air time as we can possibly give him!) met 1,00 yards from the events he had threatened to protest by an 1,100 person strong wall of Virginia Tech supporters standing behind them were every available representative of every police agency in the state (campus, city, county, and state) as well as members of the national Gard, the Virginia State Bureau of Investigation, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco Firearms and Explosives, and I know at least one or two others that couldn't remember.
what did these nice government representatives tell Mr. Phelps you ask.........Oh nothing much, just that if he and his followers attempted to penetrate or were found within the 1,000 yard barrier that they "WOULD SHOOT TO KILL".

That news made me so happy I splooed my pants a little when i heard it my only hope is that if there is news coverage it matches the image in my head which is like a scene right out of the 'Blues Brothers' ending. the grounds behind the students covered by thousands of government employees pointing really big guns at Phelps. i know its nowhere close to that if its even true in the first place but I can dream damn-it.

OK now for a few things a little less journalistic..... but still poignant as hell

This from "WhiTiger Darkon's" LJ

The battles at Concord and Lexington were fought over gun control. Look it up. The British went to Concord and Lexington to CONFISCATE stores of FIREARMS. Think About it then WAKE UP AND DO SOMETHING.

FIREARMS REFRESHER COURSE

1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

3. Colt: The original point and click interface.

4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.

5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?

6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

7. "Free" men do not ask permission to bear arms.

8. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.

9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.

10. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights reserved.

11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?

12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.

13. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday!!!

14. Guns only have two enemies: rust and politicians.

15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.

16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

17. 911 - government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.

18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.

19. Criminals love gun control -- it makes their jobs safer.

20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.

21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control their guns.

22. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.

23. Enforce the "gun control laws" we ALREADY have, don't make more.

24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.

25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.

26. "A government of the people, by the people, for the people..."

27. Malpracticing doctors kill millions more people world wide than legitimate gun owners kill.


FREE CITIZENS
If you disagree: God help you when civilization breaks down, no one else will be able to help.


Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason

By the way, the House of Representatives is at it again. Look up House Rule 1022 (H. R. 1022). If you think the Clinton gun ban was sweeping, you ought to see this thing. It bans every thing with a detachable magazine, rifles with fixed magazines that hold more than 10 rounds, all automatic center fire rifles that hold more than 10 rounds, all automatic shotguns and "any firearm that has a characteristic that can function as a grip." This also includes target shooting rifles such as the most popular target rifles, the AR-15, M1A, and the M1 Garrand. Even the kids rifle, the little Ruger 1022 will fall victem to this gun ban. Check out nranews.com Thanks for all that "WhiTiger Darkon" Your father ROCKS.

The events on the sixteenth of April in this year of two thousand and seven at Virgina tech are truly and unbelievably tragic..... the nation attempts to reach out and ask WHY.....
There is only one as to why one person would so willingly take the life of so many others.... because he was fucking insane.

As to the question of why he lost his capacity for self control and the compassion of others the are an endless number of possibilities in truth we may never know.
however now is not the time for us the ones left behind to follow suit and lose our minds as well.

I spent most of the day waiting for the inevitable backlash of pacifistic insanity to hit home and abroad and now it has begun.

Today a man I consider an acquaintance and friend Jim Groat was witness to a verbal attack at his local post office. A woman entered and asked who owned a gun, she then accused those who did of being responsible for the attack. The same sentiment occurred after the Columbine shooting there was a push to ban firearms.

Anti-gun legislation DOES NOT WORK it will not solve any of the problems criminals and the criminally insane will still be able to get there hands on firearms and kill innocent law abiding civilians

The only thing that WILL change is that those who wish to do harm onto others with or without a firearm WILL KNOW without a shadow of a doubt that the people to whom they wish to do harm WILL not have a gun.

Anti gun laws WILL do little more than remove FEAR from the minds of the criminals.

I have a deep respect for guns and the power they hold and with that great and horrible power comes the greatest of responsibilities, the lives of those around you.
 
I do not blame those many millions of law abiding gun owners out there for the actions of one deranged man on this day, nor did I do so upon the death of Darrel "DimeBag" Abbot.

So... Who DO I blame ...... The dim witted Brady Bunchers out there who actually seem to think that to make guns illegal will make crime go away, as if a damn leprechaun is going to come down from a magical rainbow and fart every last shred of criminal activity out of existance.

Banning guns WIL NOT STOP CRIME England and Australia and Canada all have massive gun bans and all have seen a substantial increase in gun related crimes England and Australia have had it even weirder both countries recently banned SWORDS because of the fact that people simply turned to the next available weapon to kill other people.
Recently a deaf lesbian killed her deaf girlfriend WITH A FUCKING CHAINSAW.

I ask you if you knew without question, that ONE OUT OF EVERY THREE PEOPLE HAD A GUN CONCIEALD ON THEIR PERSON and they had been trained in not only the proper use of the weapon but how to respect it as well as having to pass psychiatric evaluations to have said firearm in the first place.......... WOULD YOU EVEN TRY TO COMMIT A CRIME ?

WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE GUNS. and then the rest of us will be well and truly SCREWED.

Ok in light of the recent deaths of "the crocodile hunter" Steve Irwin and "grizzly man" Timothy Treadwell when I first saw this http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/channel/manamongwolves/index.html my thought was a great big resonating WHAT THE HOLY FUCK haven't bat shit crazy white men learned their fucking lesson yet.....

Then all of a sudden watching the film clips of this show "man amongst wolves" I realised he is far from insane as were Irwin and Treadwell, sure they might have seemed it "when you get caught on tape baby talking to a fucking grizzly your sure to look a little of your fucking rocker but lets face it if these guys were nuts they wouldn't have enough time to turn on the damn cameras before something turned their asses into Alpo.
Treadwell was killed by a bear that he knew was dangerous and that he had done everything in his power to stay the hell away from he also knew his limitations with these animals although he routinely stretched them to the breaking point time and again it was not like he sauntered up to the bear that killed him and went "give Timmy a hug".

Much the same and even more can be said about Irwin who was a real life Crocodile Dundee the man knew exactly what the hell he was doing, I've heard a lot of people point out the incident where he held his infant son over a crocodile enclosure pulling the child away just before the very Fuckall large reptile reached out and grabbed itself some baby back ribs *Barbecue sauce* now many of you ask WHY would he do this..... because in all likelihood that is exactly what his father did to him "Lookit Steve thatsa' croc aint it a 'bute, ahhh no bad croc bad. *shoos at with his foot*" he did just as many others do, others just use dogs and cats he was acclimatizing his child to being around these animals that is all. he was not responsible about it if he had been he would have lost his arms baby and all.

So that brings us to Shaun Ellis. what you may ask would drive a MAN to do this to act like a wolf...... Well to teach them how to act like wolves. That's right this isn't some nutball out in the wild well at least not in the footage for national geographic. He is a researcher and wolf expert who spent time living amongst wild wolves in order to learn things about them that no one before him has been able to learn. how has he used this knowledge.... to teach (or atleast attempt to teach) captive wolves to survive in the wild.
now alot of people are most likely looking at this guy and thinking thins guy has brass balls that weigh a ton. however this is much more a case of brains over balls. this guy is someone to keep an eye on and not just in the obituary section

I apologize for the bandwidth usage of this bigass post but it cannot be helped it is TOO IMPORTANT

Taken from the Q&A Section of http://www.savethestreams.com/
Internet radio may be driven out of business within weeks by a Copyright Royalty Board decision that gives record companies a royalty rate that exceeds 100% of most webcasters' total revenues...
Are the rates really that high?
First of all, the rates webcasters pay are "per performance," meaning any time ONE listener hears ONE song (or any portion of a song), that's a "performance." If ONE listener hears ten songs, that's TEN performances. If 1000 listeners hear ten songs, that's 10,000 performances. Still with me?

The rates announced for 2006 (long story, but the licensing term is for 2006-2010, and it took this long to figure out the royalty rate, thus webcasters will pay "retroactively" for 2006) are $0.0008 per performance. Now, that's only 8/100ths of a cent, but let's do the math to see what happens.

Let's imagine a webcaster with an AVERAGE audience of 10,000 listeners (obviously, listeners come and go, and no one listens 24 hours a day, but we're talking about an average number... so sometimes there'll be lots more than 10,000 folks listening, sometimes lots less... but for math's sake, let's deal with the AVERAGE audience). Our webcaster plays 16 songs every hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, to an audience that averages out to be 10,000 people.

$0.0008 X 10,000 listeners X 16 songs/hr. = $128. It'll cost our imaginary webcaster $128 to play one hour of music for 10,000 people.
At the end of the day, that's $3,072 ($128 X 24 hrs./day) -- for just a single day! After a week goes by, it's $21,504 ($3,072 X 7 days/wk.). And for all of 2006, this webcaster with a steady average audience of 10,000 listeners would owe $1,121,280!! (the $3,072 X 365 days/yr.)

That takes care of 2006. For 2007, the rate increases 37.5%! So, with no audience growth, the cost of streaming music for the year would increase to $1,541,760.

And the royalty rate goes up another 28% in 2008, and another 28% in 2009, topping out at a $.0019 per performance rate in 2010 (resulting in a royalty obligation of $2,663,040 for that same audience averaging 10,000 listeners) for that year. I wish my boss gave me raises at those rates!


NOW FOR MY PART OF THIS INFO......

WHAT THE FUCK. Last time I checked the point of the fucking radio, Internet or otherwise, was to essentially serve as fucking advertising.
A way for people to get a sample of the music with out having to buy the damn album first, a way to hear something that you might not have gone out of you FuckAllDamn way to listen to otherwise.

So I ask "RECORD INDUSTRY" WHAT THE FUCK ALL BLOODY GODDAMN HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.
You are killing one of your greatest assets with your all encompassing mindless fucking greed.
Is it not bad enough that most recording artist are lucky as hell to get even 1/4 of their fucking revenues in the first place.
Not even that how about the fact that most labels don't even give a FLYING FUCK about the actual MUSIC being made by their bands "case in point Chris Daughtry was forced to replace the members of his band 'Absent Element' when he was signed to a major label as 'Daughtry' not because they sucked but because he was shorter than them." Were sorry you guys are great and and all but HOW DARE YOU BE TALLER THAN THE STAR.....Your fired FUCK OFF."
Then our little journey winds its little way to the cost of the album itself $20 for a $0.03 chunk of plastic AND THAT WHOLE SONG AND DANCE BULLSHIT OF 'well you want to support your favorite artist don't you" REALLY PISSES ME OFF. FUCK OFF YOU BIG LABLE ASSHOLES. The bands only get around $2 AT MOST of that $20 so how about I give you my fucking cock to slurp on instead and I'll give the BAND $10-15 for their entertaining goodness to fill the air and invade my ears. Most of the "Talent agents" wouldn't know talent if it was FUCKING IN THE EYE WITH A STAINLESS STEEL PROPHYLACTIC.

ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING GREEDY BULSHIT. hell even predominant members of the industry The Osbournes have fucking had it up to their eyeballs with the greed and have put in motion a bold example this years 'OzzFest' will instead be known as 'FreeFest' yep you read that right 'OzzFest' FOR FREE 24 CITIES 20,000 tickets per venue 480,000 tickets altogether.... FUCKING FREE. Sharon's got brass ones. fuck yes about damn time.